Monday, July 20, 2009

মানব জমিন

MANOB JOMIN
Mohammad Sohrab Aziz
'The Promised Land' is a rhyming drama by Mohammad Sohrab Aziz. Where Sazid Matbor is a prominent legendary village politician and Aziz Rejakar is modern day hypocrates.Ashiq,Upol and Nuri's roles are important .Tazia and Don are special jokes.Please stay tune~

CHAPTER1
`JIBONTO NOROKONKAL`
Mohammad Sohrab Aziz

Ashiq~
Kapurush ra KISS miss khayna,supurushra Sword diya katel korey.
Peer: Kotha ta ki amarey koilen,Beroshiq bapjan. Matbor shunley porey apnarey gram chara

korbey.Tokhon abar 'peer baba, amarey den doa' boley kadben na kintu.
Matbor~
Amarey filtering word koitey koila beroshiq peremik Ashiq.
Ashiq~
Apnar moto Kukkhato Matobbor key ami Sword fish khabamu.

Mohammad Aziz~
Peer~
Doa nekider jonno.
Bad DOA ~ Papider jonno.
Rejakarer doa boroi maratthok osrer moto.

Aziz Rejakar~
Rishkawala address: Bangladesh
Qualifacation:All people 18 plus must have to enroll.
Profession: Kolur Bolod.
Salary: Chokher pani.

Mohammad Aziz~
Aziz Rejkar~
Apnar kolur bolod kothata pherot dilam jonab Sazid bhai.
Matbor~
Desher pulish guli Amaericar pulisher moto hoito,
roktochosha ulosher moto na hoiya.

Mohammad Aziz
Deshi people are foolish~
Gush khay roja rakhey~
Iftar korey Isubghuler bushi diya~
~Desher foolish bhoye kator
~Lomba dari,jani koto boro matbor.
~ Jodi dhey gush upor tolay abar
~Thakbeyna chakri amar.
`Ami bangla pulish.

Mohammad Aziz~
Aziz Reakar~
The bone is waiting for you Matbor.Rjakarer jadur haddi.
Ashiqer konkal ta dekhun .
Sazid Matbor~
Hahah. You made my day Rejakar...Thank you..damn funny....you are the best.

Mohammad Aziz~
'Hey hey you break my night
Ssob thank you but no thanks,
Damn honey
You are the worst , at last.'

Aziz Rejakar~
Jibonto Norokonkal~
The bone is waiting for you Matbor.Rejakarer jadur haddi.
Ashiqer konkal ta dekhun .

Sazid Matbor~
Ami deshey pulish amdani kortey chai ba shobai miley America choley jetey chai.
10 taka porjonto ghush khai...chhi chhi....

Ashiq~
Rename Bangladesh to USB (UNITED STATES OF BANGLADESH)

Sazid Matbor~
let's change the name..but sad true is can we be changed with names....there is well know

proverb though...An ethupian can't change their skin or something...can't remember though...I'm

Bengali .... koyla dhuiley moyla jayna....
Never Mind Country+Never mind Question.

Aziz Rejakar~

Are you ready to mingle?
Ready to eat some Pringles.
Build a love triangle!
And to get lost in the jungle.
Mind your own business.
Just leave me leave me alone.

Peer~
•"Swadesher upokarey nai jar mon, key boley manush tarey poshu shey jon."
Upol~ Baillo shikkha poralen baba?

Don~
Go in front of the mirror Tazia, you will be double nachiya nachiya.
Tazia~
Ami image chai na.. karo better half hoitey chai.

Don~
Sakiber Torchlight,
Sazider Flashlight.
Batti nairey batti nairey koborey.
Jibonto Norokonkal~

Ashiq~
Buker( BOOK) majey achey ki, Double O chara abar ki?
Upol~
Monthly minimum income 30000tk....thakle bou pala jhay.

Mohammad Aziz~
Aziz Rejakar~
Upoler bou palar shopno
Hobeyna bipol,
Hobey shopol,
Bouer mar kheley hobey donno jibon
Lojjay matha noto korey hatbey tokhon
amaderi priyojon
Bou Pagol Upol.

Mohammad Aziz~
Aziz Rejakar~
Sakiber bindhu bindhu rokto chushey khay obosheshey
Chinajoker dhol,
Hayrey kopal
Akiber bhai Sakib
Ek bhuley boney gelo bekub,
Biya koritey giya
Hangha boshilo,
Roktochosha joker shikarey porilo.

Don~
Upol bhai tomar to ijjot maira dilo.
amar doster ghosto khaitey chay oi Rejkar.

Mohammad Aziz
Aziz Rejakar~
Matbor shab,
Nai biyar habh-bhab
Lekhaporay besto
Matha ta holo nosto
FaceCooker koboley poriya
Shomoy tar katey ekhon
YeastVirgininYeahBitch Doriya bhabiya moriya.

Mohammad Aziz~
Aziz Rejakar~
Nuri ekhon dinrat chinta korey Rusheb Rusheb
Jeno tar boro shaheb
Nuri buji mem shaheb!!

Aziz Rejakar~
Too much Internet
No more meat left
Don is bone
Job well done.


Ashiq~
Hahahaha........we will be like this bhaiya.....hahaha...just wait and watch...jei bhabe fb te

boshey thaki....haddi o paoa jabe na..

Sazid Matbor~
Ami to foney
Believe me I can't go without cheking fb....in every 5 mins..

Ashiq~
Hmmm....apnar skeleton aro age paoa jabey....hihihihi.....apnar koborey laptop and phone

rakha hobey....hahahha....noiley to morar por o shanti paben na, lengta chobi na dekhley.

Sazid Matbor~
Hahah....sotti...bhalo deikha ekta iPhone ar Deller media 'mughul' raikho beroshoq peremik.

Ashiq~
Hahahah.....morar shomoy o MyPhone lagbey?????.....hahahah....Nokia 1100 hobe na...?...otar

modhdhe torch light asey...hahaha...kobor e alo paben. apnar bobishshot to ondhokar.

Sazid Matbor~
Are....iPhone only...amar chokher power onek.. uporey takailey bitorey dekhi.don't need toroch

light.

Aziz Rejakar~
Hahhahha
AAA.

Upol~
Tazia amar future, ar karo nai odhikar,baraley hat benghey dimu hadh.
Tazia~
aikhne shob obibahito purush and nari.. era bibahito hoye gele 'facecook' theke ate aste dure

shorey jabe.. so ai obosta theke rehai petey amader shokoler bibahho dorkar.
Peer~
Ameen, chumma ameen,amader manob jomin.

Ashiq~
Nijer khawar poisha nai ..... bou rey khawabo ki ,shai chinta korai kul pai na Biyar chinta korbo

ki.
Nuri~
Right right ijer khawar poisha nai but fb er jonno internet er bill er poiha asey. aipoisha jomao

tar por biye koro amakey.. ajkal ja jug aise..boura jamai pale.. bujhla baba?

Ashiq~
BOU ki matro 700 taka khabey??????? koto khoroch hishab koira boilo.tarpor sajuguju er jonno

to achey birat onko Mashallah.
Tazia~
ji . rite.. bou khawanor jonno.. tumi fb cchre.. kaj korba.. khete poisha kamaba.. tar por bou

khawaba.. bah. FaceCook thekle nistar.

Upol~
amar fb e onek vala ...............
Tazia~
Tailey fb tey morar plan neo...bou er ador shohag piya mora lagbo na.
Ashiq~
Tazia apu.........bibaho korley aro agey skeleton hoye jabo.....hahaha.....biya korley shorirer

bindu bindu rokto chushe khabey...Hai Allah......Hangha = tatkhonik mrittu..FaceCook= slowly

slowly mrittu..

upol bhai......700 tk te ajkal shoe o paoa jae na......bou kmne paben???.


Mohammad Aziz
Aziz Rejakar~
Jibonto Noroknkal~
Tazia Khobor, Tazia Khobor. Moron Plan~ FaceCook

Ashiq~
hahaha. oi .upol fb te thakle to tao konkal paoa jabey...bia korley haddi guddio paoa jaibo

na..

Don~
Pagla kukur. korey churi amar amar pukur.
asholei....700tk bou pala gela to kobe bia koira feltam...

Ashiq~
700 tk tey ajkal kutta o pala jay na/..amar pasher bashae ekta kukur palto...oitar masher

khabar 3000 tk lagto.....bou to baad e dilam. 000000 .

Mohammad Aziz
Aziz Rejakar~
O O chorata ki bhuley gelen?
Buker( BOOK) majey achey ki, Double O O chara abar ki?

Upol~
Amar 3 takao income nai , amar ki biya korar odhikar achey?
Taito ami dalali kori.

Don~
Ajjkal boura jamai paley .Don bouer boroi aponjon.
Aharey.Rejakar .kobiraj.

Aziz Rejakar~
Nuri ekhon dinrat chinta korey Rusheb Rusheb
Jeno tar boro shaheb
Nuri buji mem shaheb!!
Aziz Rejakar
Too much Internet
No more meat left
Don is bone
Job well done.

Ashiq ~
Hahaha......Rejakar bhai .....amar ekhon biya korar ichcha nai temon.

Upol~
Aziz Rejakarer kobita porey amar biye icche gese urey
jani na ta abar kobe ashibe firey
Mohammad Aziz~

Peer~
Astaghperullah ,Naujubillah.Sakib babaji dekhi biyar agher ar porer shob kolakoshol shikiya

pelilen.Kobira gunah,Jinah.

Mohammad Aziz~
Peer~
লাশ
মোহাম্মাদ সোহরাব আজিজ
মানুষ আজ জীবন্ত লাশ
ভীবিষিকার কালো রাতে করে বসবাস
হৃদয়ে শুধু গ্লানির দ্বীর্গশ্বাস
বিধাতার নিষ্ঠুর পরিহাস।


Peer~
Lash
~ Mohammad Sohrab Aziz
"Manushguli ajj jibonto lash
Bibishikar kalo ratey korey boshobash
Ridoye shudhu glanir dirghoshshash
Bidhatar nisthur porihash."

Ashiq~
বাজিতপুরের সাজিদ মাতব্বর
মোহাম্মাদ সোহরাব আজিজ

বাজিতপুরের সাজিদ মাতবর
বউয়ের নাম রেশমী আখতার
পীরিত করিয়া করিলো বিয়া
ঝগডা করে দেহ মন দিয়া
মাতবরীতে মন বসেনা
গাঁয়ের লোক সেলাম দেয়না
~আঁটকুড়ে বুড়ে
দিলো মোদের শুধু খডকুড়ে~
বাপদাদার ভিটা বেঁচে
পালিয়ে গেলো দূরদেশে
রাতের শেষে
অবশেষে।

Nuri~
Shaghorer Nona Jholey
Mohammad Sohrab Aziz
Shaghorer nona jholey
Dhubhey jhay amari ontor,
Dheu guli kepey kepey uthey
Ridhoye bedhonar ek baluchor.
Jibon amar mishey chilo tomari jiboney,
Purnimar nilrat ashechilo
amader bhubhoney,
Valobasha bohota nodir moto
Mishey gechey ghovir shagorey.
Ridhoyer nona jholey aji ek
Biroho bethar bonna anhey
Dhur Shaghorer uttal toronghey
Ekakar hoyey jhay jibon amar
Boye choley sroter biporitey.
Koto bedhonar chondo bajhey uttal toronghey.

Sazid Matbor~
~*~New York er Aziz Rejakar~*~
Sazid Akhtar
New York er Aziz Rejakar
Adhunik Kobitar Oporup Kolakar.

Banabey Film "Manob Jomin" Naam Jaar
FB Chhara Nai Ar Kono Kaarbaar.

Chhondo Likhte Koren na Kono Bhul
Chobbish Gonta Rakhen FB K Kool.

FB E Khuje Pelen Ek Notun Poribaar
Thakben Beche Eder e Majhe Ei Taar Ongikar.

ALLAH Jeno Kore Taar Sokol Sopno Puron
Haasi Mukhey Kaatey Jeno Taar Sarati Jibon.

CHAPTER 2

MANOB JOMIN
Mohammad Aziz~
The Promised Land~Manob Jomin. #Matbor~ How can I open a small business ?

Sazid Matbor~
Yes.how can I?
You have brought a good question Rejakar!

Aziz Rejakar~
Open a big business, wait few years and see:- have a small business.

Sazid Matbor~
Are you kidding?
Rejakar Bhaijaan.

Aziz Rejakar~

Foolish~Why are you driving 65mph at speed limit of 35?
Sazid Matbor:I am following 2 sign.#1 This is I~65.
#2 |~ 100 is the next exit.So 35 and 65 is 100 means a lot to me.
Foolish:Thank God, I catch you before I~100

Aziz Rejakar~
#Matbor~Let's open a business with partnership.
#Aziz Rejakar~ Great idea!
#Bhondo Peer~
After 5 year Matbor will have all the money and you will get a whole lot of experience.

Aziz Rejakar~
Ghee Sazid bhai , you are a smart bizman 2.

Sazid Matbor~
So funny amar Rejakr bhaijan.

Mohammad Aziz
Aziz Rejakar:Matbor shab ,apni hoilen giya bajimatpurer matbor. Ar mathay sudhu gobor.

Mohammad Aziz~
Manob Jomin will be heavy in dialogue,Where Upol the dalal have to sell land,
Sakib will be his friend and Matbor is a leader, a demagouge.

CHAPTER 2
MANOB JOMIN
Mohammad Aziz~
The Promised Land~Manob Jomin. #Matbor~ How can I open a small business ?

Sazid Matbor~
Yes.how can I?
You have brought a good question Rejakar!

Aziz Rejakar~
Open a big business, wait few years and see:- have a small business.

Sazid Matbor~
Are you kidding?
Rejakar Bhaijaan.

Aziz Rejakar~

Foolish~Why are you driving 65mph at speed limit of 35?
Sazid Matbor:I am following 2 sign.#1 This is I~65.
#2 |~ 100 is the next exit.So 35 and 65 is 100 means a lot to me.
Foolish:Thank God, I catch you before I~100

Aziz Rejakar~
#Matbor~Let's open a business with partnership.
#Aziz Rejakar~ Great idea!
#Bhondo Peer~
After 5 year Matbor will have all the money and you will get a whole lot of experience.

Aziz Rejakar~
Ghee Sazid bhai , you are a smart bizman 2.

Sazid Matbor~
So funny amar Rejakr bhaijan.

Mohammad Aziz
Aziz Rejakar:Matbor shab ,apni hoilen giya bajimatpurer matbor. Ar mathay sudhu gobor.

Mohammad Aziz~
Manob Jomin will be heavy in dialogue,Where Upol the dalal have to sell land,
Sakib will be his friend and Matbor is a leader, a demagouge.

CHAPTER3

The Promised Land"~Amar Kobitar Kalorat:-The people are people.# The land look at me today

with grace.
Mohammad Aziz
Mohammad Aziz
Ratri govir, kalo rekha
Ghumer ghorey moghno shobey,
Ami ekaki , bishon eka.
Abar hobey ki dekha~
Amar manob jomin,
Jano naki tumi amar kopaler lekha?
Jomin ebar mukh tullo .
Janina aveghbihin manushgulu bachey kemon korey?


Mohammad Aziz
Ashiq~Amar jominey amari rokto jhoray, amari apon bhai.
Upol shupothey pirey ay,
Amar khotobikkhoto banglay.
Khukkhato kimba prokkhato Matbor
korey moder jajabor .
Ghughu choray amai bhitay.

Peer~ Shokal Shonday dako tomar rober nam,
Duikaley hobey tumi shopolkam.

Aziz Rejakar~ Ajjkal amar dusto dosto Matborer mukh bondho,photena kono Khoi,dakena morey

khetey doi,mone hoy halay hoilo giya ondho.
Sazid DaKing
hahaha....sorry sorry...!!!!!!.......bhaijan aap valo to jogot valo..
onno sobar mukh kaalo..!!!
mon kharap ki Kori......
golai porese fashir dori...
Nuri~Kukurera thungri ghay 'Monushsho hujur onek kamel apnera'.Rejakar ar matborer

tabeydar.

Ashiq~
Shohidera ajj oshohay
Jibitora ajj niruphay
Amar praththonay
Banglay.

Aziz Rejakar~
Ashiqer beroshiq kotha bartha ek kan diya dukai arek kan diya bahir kori~ Banglar tabal kobi~

kobita tar hobby .Ar akey Rejakarer dhatal chobi.

Nuri~ Amar bhaijaney
Amarei por bhabey.

Peer~Namaj nidra opekkha uttom.Uto baba Upol uto.

CHAPTER4
MANOB JOMIN
Mohammad Aziz
Peer~ Matbor shab Allarey daken , jebabey dinrat chatachati koren,koydin porey ratati bhara

bhatey moi deben.~Manob Jomin.

Sazid Matbor~
the promised land!!!

Upol~ Manob jomin apnar ekar na matbor,tarpor apni shoiro tontro chalan, jarey kushi

katen,abar bhateo maren~Ami ar apnar dalali korum na.Amar pap nak porjonto~ shobi apnari

karshaji.

Sazid Matbor~ Upol you're a handsome man. Your work is perfect ,true and right.Do you really

want a fight? Otherwise keep your leaps tight.Avoid the fight. ~Manob Jomin~ The Promised

Land.

Ashiq~Rejakarer original position ta dekhen nojor diya,maiya tarey lukaben tokhon jongoley

niya.

Sazid Matbor~
.........respect my position.......
....otherwise u will get an obsession............!!!

Peer~Matbor ebar mukh khullo.

Sazid Matbor~
Hahah...feeling bad...boss!!!

Upol~Rejakar ar Matbor dui komina bhai bhai,
Shokkoley janey tai.


Don~Lekhapora hoilo kothin kajj, Korbey ta Nuri ar Tazia. No chinta do phurti , nai amar

bhabona moriya.

Don~Din jhay rat katey amar,
Lal shakh ar pani bechiya.

Sazid Matbor~
Arey naa...ohhh my god...amar sweet bhagna re pochaiyen naa....just kidding...awesome

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